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Jul 31 2017

Xkcd: Rule 34 #internet #comics


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[[A guy sits in front of his desktop computer. A girl lies belly-down on the floor in front of her laptop.]] Male: Huh—Thomas the Tank Engine slash fiction. Female: It s rule 34 of the internet. If you can imagine it, there is porn of it. Male: Nah. The web is freaky, but it can t begin to have everything. Male: There s no porn set atop storm-chasing vans. No homoerotic spelling bees. No women playing electric guitar in the shower. Female: Actually, that last one would look pretty hot. As long as they were unplugged or waterproofed. Female: Rivulets of water run down her chest, the smooth body of the guitar firm against her hips. Female: She twangs the E-string and it shakes off tiny droplets in all directions. [[She rises into a crouch]] Female: You re sure it doesn t exist? Male: Not yet. Female: I m registering WetRiffs.com. 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